Like a Virgin

A metaphor for big dick.

"Like a Virgin"
Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks)
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,
and it's like "whoa baby"
I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels
She's gettin' some serious dick action.
She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever;
Pain, pain.
It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts
It hurts, just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin

If you feel pain, that's what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin

by rzhhhh March 24, 2011

Like A Virgin

Like A Virgin is a phrase that refers to a man's penis being so large that once he penetrates a female/male that the feeling is simultaneous to when the female/male has lost their virginity. In other words the penis is so large that the area penetrated is once again "deflowered."

His cock was so big, when we fucked, I felt like a virgin.

by Jack Itahfnkum August 4, 2008

like a virgin

a cooler and more indie way of saying "that's what she said"

person 1: eww u just squirteed juice all over the place when u popped that cherry
person 2: ahaha...like a virgin!

by ilikeitfresh531 September 28, 2009

like a virgin

a cooler and more indie way of saying "that's what she said"

person 1: eww you squirted juice all over the place
person 2: haha like a virgin!

by ilikeitfresh531 September 28, 2009

like a virgin

a cooler and more indie way of saying "that's what she said"

lydia: eww u just squirteed juice all over the place

nora: dude, like a virgin!

by ilikeitfresh531 September 28, 2009

squealing like a virgin

(v.) To be driving into corners too fast, and giving tire-squeal.

I was squealing like a virgin through the wide corners, because I approached from the inside.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Like a virgin go beepbeep

When you neva had sex and then you get on fortnite and you go beep beep on the trash kid and then bomb go boom witha ahhhhhhhhhhhhh from town yeah huh.

Bro shutup kid your like a virgin go beepbeep. Why. Because

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING!sn3rpGNG! December 15, 2022