Lignut

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Nuts infected with Ligma

you have lignuts bro

Lignut by Johny derkster November 22, 2018

Words you can keep

Lugnut

A Weird And Lame ass Individual

James: Can I Smell Yo Hair?
Kathy: Move Around. You A Lugnut.

Lugnut by BakinSoda January 4, 2017

Related Words

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Montgomery Lugnut

A sexual craze in Montgomery, AL where you use spoons, Vaseline, and a car jack to satisfy a woman.

JimBob done did that there Montgomery Lugnut and his wife had her first come apart in a spell.

Montgomery Lugnut by AoibhMelleux June 7, 2023

lugnut

A person who is a complete idiot.

You are a total lugnut.

lugnut by nunu123 January 11, 2010

lagnut

a small peanut shaped piece of poo that stubbornly clings to an arse hair

james was unimpressed by the langnut on sandras' hoop, but decided eat the ass anyways

lagnut by funk munky February 20, 2004

libnut

an extreme liberal

Martin Sheen, the President (in his own mind) and first class whining libnut, finally broke down and met with the gay divorcee, Cindy Sheehan. (Source: craigslist user)

libnut by GOP Fan October 13, 2005

Linuts

Geeks with balls.

Girl: Wow, he may have a programmer glow, but he has a nice pair of linuts!

Linuts by Failbox April 4, 2009

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026