by Tour De France Danny August 1, 2009
Get the Lighteri mug.a person who, from habitually pocketing lighters from smoking cigarettes, surreptitiously thieves lighters during group smoking without realizing it, can become notorious.
Scene: Man empties out pockets.
-*sigh*
-Why do I keep doing this!?!
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-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!
-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?
-Dude.
-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..
-*sigh*
-Why do I keep doing this!?!
_________________________________
-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!
-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?
-Dude.
-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..
by Addysseus November 18, 2013
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Lighteri • lighteridge • lightering • lighterism • lighterist • Lighteritis • lighter • Lightening • Lighter Thief • lightridge
by naggerh8er November 4, 2007
Get the 2 lighter system mug.When you have 2 faulty lighters, one with a working flint/spark but no gas, the other with gas but no spark. So you have to use both lighters to spark a joint in the ghetto.
Guy 1: Have you got a lighter?
Guy 2: It's a long ting, you have to use both these lighters.
Guy 1: That's cool, pass them here.
Guy 2: WOW! How you spark that splif so fast?
Guy 1: I'm a crackhead don't you think I've used a Ghetto Lighter before!
Guy 2: It's a long ting, you have to use both these lighters.
Guy 1: That's cool, pass them here.
Guy 2: WOW! How you spark that splif so fast?
Guy 1: I'm a crackhead don't you think I've used a Ghetto Lighter before!
by Haitch4 January 3, 2013
Get the Ghetto Lighter mug.Refers to the bottom part of a lighter (usually a BIC) that has been colored black due to the amount of times it has been utilized to compact ash and residue from smoking pot in a bowl.
by bbladmin January 2, 2013
Get the black bottom lighter mug.A term coined by Farrin and Mitchell on June 28, 2009 to desbribe a functional pot head that is not a stoner.
Mitchell and Farrin (in unison)- All the politicians need to hot box a room so their view on the world is a lot better.
Politician- You guys are just stoners.
--No were just funky lighters =)
Politician- You guys are just stoners.
--No were just funky lighters =)
by fkmv4life June 28, 2009
Get the funky lighter mug.1) calling down the wrath of the police by making them shoot 50,000 volts of electricity through your body with a taser.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.
JoeBob: Wow, BillyBob really pissed that cop off by spitting on him
LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!
JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!
LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!
JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!
by Clifton Twist March 30, 2008
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