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lightswitch rave 

A rave thrown by rhymatically flickering the lightswitch. Not recommended as lightswitches were designed for turning lights ON and OFF. The Cheat received capital punishment for such crimes.
The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed so you can turn the lights on and off, not to throw lightswitch raves!
lightswitch rave by dj gs68 May 7, 2003

lightswitch rave 

A rave that is held by The Cheat. It appeared in the Strong Bad Email "techno".
The Cheat is grounded! We had that lightswitch installed so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!

lightswitch rave 

A very small wordrave/word, held for the least expense possible in a house that one actually owns and lives in.
We installed this lightswitch so that you could turn the lights ON and OFF. Not so that you could throw lighswitch raves.

lightswitch raves

A rave party where you turn the lights on and off repeatedly.
Only done by The Cheat.
"the sistem is down th-th-the sistem is down, down down down... (lights flash on and off repeadtedly)
"the cheat is grounded...
"I installed that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not throw lightswitch raves!"
lightswitch raves by ilikecereal February 12, 2006
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026