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ball lift jackhammer 

a sex position in which the receiver is lifted up in a ball, whereby the lifter entangles their arms with the receiver's legs and arms and proceeds to fuck the living shit out of them.
lachy : hey I heard you and elise had a wild night last night!

alex : haha yeah dude! we did the ball lift jackhammer all night long!

lift junkie 

Someone who uses a lift more than 10 times a day or who remains in the lift for longer than what is socially acceptable in their culture.
Jimmy: Yo man, look at that hobo sleeping in the elevator!

Rambo: Hell yeah, fool! He's a proper lift junkie!
lift junkie by Meikk July 11, 2010

Jerusalem Face Lift 

This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.
Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.

Can You Lift Me Up, I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, I am A little Gentle On The Feather

Can You Lift Me Up, I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, I am A little Gentle On The Feather
Can You Lift Me Up, I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, I am A little Gentle On The Feather

liftjacker 

A person who takes control of an elevator (lift) by pressing every button OUTSIDE the lift by running down/up the stairs.

The person watches a crowd go down/up the elevator, the person then runs down/up the stairs and presses the down/up button so that the elevator stops on that floor when no one is waiting to get on. The liftjacker keeps repeating until he/she reaches the top or bottom floor or until he gets caught where he runs out of sight for his next "act of terror".

This causes huge outbursts of anger and annoyance.
Jack: I'm late for work thanks to that liftjacker!!
liftjacker by Downtown Wtf March 15, 2009