Life wife

When a male lives with a female roomate and they are not in love. It is her civic duty to nag him about cleaning and taking out the trash.
She's is also responsible for giving him input about his life choices ( work relationshipso etc.)

Person 1: I always see those two out together are they dating?

Person 2: no that's just his roomate aka life wife.

by Mo vitt December 15, 2015

Life Wife

A female's best female friend who have been friends so long and know each other so well they might as well be an old married couple. They've got each other's backs...for life.

Hi...this is my best friend Tina also known as my life wife.

by Irishgirl358 January 31, 2017

next life wife

When you meet a girl who is perfect but you are both already partnered up. You agree to be their Next Life Wife.

Him: This girl is perfect
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.

by RT4L June 28, 2020

Wife life

_Australian_. _noun_.

A female best friend who is there whenever you need them, holds all your secrets, member of your girl squad, can always rely on each other. Term used while doing a domestic duty for the other.

"Omg this dinner you cooked is amazing!", friend will reply "wife life".

by justanotherwanderingsoul July 03, 2020

Ride Wife? Life Good

Ride wife?
Life good.
Wife fight back.
KILL WIFE!!!

Wife gone.
Think about wife...
Regret.

'Ride Wife? Life Good' is a gorilla meme from YouTube

John: ''Hey Prudence, look at that gorilla''
Prudence: ''Oh Wow, it is magnificent..... Ride Wife?''
John: ''Life Good.''
....

Ride wife? Life good. Gorilla rides his wife

by Green primroses September 29, 2020

Ride wife life good

ride wife

life good
wife fight back
kill wife
wife gone
think about wife
regret

ayo ride wife life good tho

by Nutmeister September 23, 2020

OpposingFork's Half Life Wife

OpposingFork's Half Life Wife, is an extremely racist half life player, fuck that nigger fucking cunt, like fork has a fucking e girl wife baka kawai in half life, he fucking strokes it to it, like its his fucking real wife, when will this cunt understand you need real bitches and life, oh well hes syrian so no fucking shit he hasnt touched a woman in his life because hes like musa, fucking bitchless, gotta have a digital wife to feel affection, classical opposingfork, honestly, fuck that nigger, he thinks hes better than ghost mango but no, hes just as dorkless and bitchless as musa the camel fucker, fucking no pussy feeler, no woman touched him ever because he is a fucking trypo shitter.

OpposingFork's Half Life Wife fuck that fucking cunt dirt eater sand muncher bashar fucker and cunt, musa irani muncher cunt no woman touch cunt cum

by Dako123 April 18, 2025