Life wife 

When a male lives with a female roomate and they are not in love. It is her civic duty to nag him about cleaning and taking out the trash.
She's is also responsible for giving him input about his life choices ( work relationshipso etc.)

Person 1: I always see those two out together are they dating?

Person 2: no that's just his roomate aka life wife.

Life wife by Mo vitt December 15, 2015

Life Wife 

A female's best female friend who have been friends so long and know each other so well they might as well be an old married couple. They've got each other's backs...for life.

Hi...this is my best friend Tina also known as my life wife.

Life Wife by Irishgirl358 January 31, 2017

next life wife 

When you meet a girl who is perfect but you are both already partnered up. You agree to be their Next Life Wife.

Him: This girl is perfect
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.

next life wife by RT4L June 28, 2020

Ride wife life good 

ride wife

life good
wife fight back
kill wife
wife gone
think about wife
regret

ayo ride wife life good tho

Ride wife life good by Nutmeister September 23, 2020

Wife life 

_Australian_. _noun_.

A female best friend who is there whenever you need them, holds all your secrets, member of your girl squad, can always rely on each other. Term used while doing a domestic duty for the other.

"Omg this dinner you cooked is amazing!", friend will reply "wife life".

Wife life by justanotherwanderingsoul July 3, 2020

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife 

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019

happy wife happy life 

The theory that if your spouse is content and satisfied then you will be too. Also, studies suggest that happily married couples live longer.

"I'm a firm believer in happy wife happy life, so I kiss my wife everyday."

happy wife happy life by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014