Life wife

When a male lives with a female roomate and they are not in love. It is her civic duty to nag him about cleaning and taking out the trash.
She's is also responsible for giving him input about his life choices ( work relationshipso etc.)

Person 1: I always see those two out together are they dating?

Person 2: no that's just his roomate aka life wife.

by Mo vitt October 21, 2015

Life Wife

A female's best female friend who have been friends so long and know each other so well they might as well be an old married couple. They've got each other's backs...for life.

Hi...this is my best friend Tina also known as my life wife.

by Irishgirl358 February 01, 2017

next life wife

When you meet a girl who is perfect but you are both already partnered up. You agree to be their Next Life Wife.

Him: This girl is perfect
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.

by RT4L June 29, 2020

Wife life

_Australian_. _noun_.

A female best friend who is there whenever you need them, holds all your secrets, member of your girl squad, can always rely on each other. Term used while doing a domestic duty for the other.

"Omg this dinner you cooked is amazing!", friend will reply "wife life".

by justanotherwanderingsoul July 03, 2020

Ride Wife? Life Good

Ride wife?
Life good.
Wife fight back.
KILL WIFE!!!

Wife gone.
Think about wife...
Regret.

'Ride Wife? Life Good' is a gorilla meme from YouTube

John: ''Hey Prudence, look at that gorilla''
Prudence: ''Oh Wow, it is magnificent..... Ride Wife?''
John: ''Life Good.''
....

Ride wife? Life good. Gorilla rides his wife

by Green primroses September 29, 2020

Ride wife life good

ride wife

life good
wife fight back
kill wife
wife gone
think about wife
regret

ayo ride wife life good tho

by Nutmeister September 23, 2020

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 28, 2019