A female's best female friend who have been friends so long and know each other so well they might as well be an old married couple. They've got each other's backs...for life.
by Irishgirl358 January 31, 2017
Get the Life Wife mug.When a male lives with a female roomate and they are not in love. It is her civic duty to nag him about cleaning and taking out the trash.
She's is also responsible for giving him input about his life choices ( work relationshipso etc.)
She's is also responsible for giving him input about his life choices ( work relationshipso etc.)
Person 1: I always see those two out together are they dating?
Person 2: no that's just his roomate aka life wife.
Person 2: no that's just his roomate aka life wife.
by Mo vitt December 15, 2015
Get the Life wife mug.When you meet a girl who is perfect but you are both already partnered up. You agree to be their Next Life Wife.
Him: This girl is perfect
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.
by RT4L June 28, 2020
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A female best friend who is there whenever you need them, holds all your secrets, member of your girl squad, can always rely on each other. Term used while doing a domestic duty for the other.
A female best friend who is there whenever you need them, holds all your secrets, member of your girl squad, can always rely on each other. Term used while doing a domestic duty for the other.
by justanotherwanderingsoul July 03, 2020
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Life good.
Wife fight back.
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Wife gone.
Think about wife...
Regret.
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Life good.
Wife fight back.
KILL WIFE!!!
Wife gone.
Think about wife...
Regret.
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John: ''Life Good.''
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by Green primroses September 29, 2020
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