Life Sized
I was going to have sex with this guy nick but he was life sized and I had to turn away to keep from laughing, I felt sorry for the guy honestly.......
Life Sized by joegekblow September 23, 2009
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life sized dingleberry
A band whose leader is a savage violinist. Their biggest hit is "Aquadic Serenity". They are a blend of classical, new wave, and jungle fever.
life sized dingleberry by jkmd April 24, 2008
If life was fair there would only be one bra size
If life was fair there would only be one bra size by awmm February 23, 2021
Life is like a two-sided book
A profound statement on how, oftentimes, in life, you never quite know what you're going to get. You might make a friend. You might lose a friend. You might lose your best friend. Your lover. It's like reading a book. There are twists and turns. Good times and bad times. You may feel great in some moments, but you might feel awful in others. You might feel like things will never get better. But you'll never know until you reach the other side of the book. The second side.
'ah mate my wife just died. I'm so sad.'
'Well, sonny, you know what they say. Life is like a two-sided book!'
'right'
'Well, sonny, you know what they say. Life is like a two-sided book!'
'right'
Life is like a two-sided book by TheAuthor_Ofthe_Book May 15, 2026
lifesize
Lifesize Partner
A partner, lover, and or someone who is of similar size that as a result matches and fits important aspects of your own life. Examples include but are not limited to - equal measurement cuddling, sharing clothes, being able to enjoy the same outdoor activities with ease, living in a similar size space such as a van, tent or home with the same positives and negatives
"Even our toes cuddle making him the perfect lifesize partner!" "I cannot wear heels when we go out because I am taller than him making him a not so great lifesize partner." " I am so glad Enrique is my size because going spelunking with my ex would have been miserable because he was so tall and would end up complaining all the time"
Lifesize Partner by RicoVino November 13, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.