lick my ass 

A song made by the rapper Papa Smurf. The flash cartoon The Smurfs: The Lost Episode (with the Lick My Ass music) is also popular on the albinoblacksheep website.

"Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?"
"Yeah, lick my ass, bitch!"

lick my ass by Lucas_JWF January 31, 2009

Lick my ass 

A sarcastic, silly come back to anything. The person your saying this to should always reply with "I already have !"

Made up by Tammy and Sheleah Guy.

Sheleah - "MOM, I don't want to go to school today !"
Tammy - " OH LICK MY ASS !!"
Sheleah - " I already have "

Lick my ass by HeIIoKitty April 8, 2011

Lick my ass and thank you very much! 

A foul and gritty phrase to use in a moment of totally déclassé behavior when you do not appreciate something that someone has said or done.

Although we are on the Jerry Springer Show right now, I realize you may still bleep me when I say, “lick my ass and thank you very much!”

Lick my ass and thank you very much! by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020

lick my ass crack 

when someone annoys you and you get triggered but don't want to swear

person 1: NUUUUUUUUUUU I LOST IN ROBLOX
person 2: guess who killed you
person 1: lick my ass crack

lick my ass crack by NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO ONEE May 25, 2018

lick my hairy ass 

Licking a hairy ass is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth and tongue.

“Carlos, lick my hairy asshole”
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”

lick my hairy ass by The SPF fam November 16, 2017

lick my rat’s ass

A vulgar and seriously demeaning phrase used when driving home an insult that intimates that you have so little respect for the person you are insulting that you are suggesting the person lick your rat’s ass instead of your own.

I have an idea for you: why don’t you lick my rat’s ass?

lick my rat’s ass by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

lick my duck’s asshole! 

One of innumerable ways of telling someone to fuck off.

Why don’t you lick my duck’s asshole!

lick my duck’s asshole! by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023