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Lick my ass 

A sarcastic, silly come back to anything. The person your saying this to should always reply with "I already have !"

Made up by Tammy and Sheleah Guy.
Sheleah - "MOM, I don't want to go to school today !"
Tammy - " OH LICK MY ASS !!"
Sheleah - " I already have "
Lick my ass by HeIIoKitty April 8, 2011

Lick my ass and thank you very much! 

A foul and gritty phrase to use in a moment of totally déclassé behavior when you do not appreciate something that someone has said or done.
Although we are on the Jerry Springer Show right now, I realize you may still bleep me when I say, “lick my ass and thank you very much!”

lick my ass crack 

when someone annoys you and you get triggered but don't want to swear
person 1: NUUUUUUUUUUU I LOST IN ROBLOX
person 2: guess who killed you
person 1: lick my ass crack

lick my hairy ass 

Licking a hairy ass is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth and tongue.
“Carlos, lick my hairy asshole”
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”
lick my hairy ass by The SPF fam November 16, 2017

lick my rat’s ass

A vulgar and seriously demeaning phrase used when driving home an insult that intimates that you have so little respect for the person you are insulting that you are suggesting the person lick your rat’s ass instead of your own.
I have an idea for you: why don’t you lick my rat’s ass?

lick my duck’s asshole! 

One of innumerable ways of telling someone to fuck off.
Why don’t you lick my duck’s asshole!
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
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aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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