Libramadia 

PRONUNCIATION: (/LIB/BRUH/MA/DEE/UH)

Having no power or say to speak on a certain topic. Not being able to expression your opinions, feelings, interests, or thoughts to another person on said topic. Basically, being sworn to secrecy.

Mattisen:“Hey what did Alayna say about me?”

Anajah: “I can’t tell you what she said. It’s just not in my libramadia.”

Libramadia by matti.witdafatti June 23, 2024

Libratarian

A Libertarian librarian who believes in small government, except for when it comes to funding libraries. See: hypocrite; anarchists who ride the bus; etc.

Examples of Libratarians are all around you.

Libratarian by scarletgodfree May 3, 2011

libromaniac 

One who gets turned on/sexually aroused at the sight of books, typically books located inside a quiet library.

Shortly after entering the library Ryan was visibly erect and his classmates proceeded to call him a libromaniac.

libromaniac by Kyle Senese March 12, 2021

Libratarian

An advocate for additional/broader/stronger "free country" rights for individuals born during da fourth-from-year-end zodiac-sign period.

I am a staunch supporter of equal rights for ALL humans, regardless of what time of year they were born --- no "Libratarian" fanaticism here.

Libratarian by QuacksO April 5, 2026