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slut license
The current crop of misogynist politicians consider any prescription for birth control pills to be little more than a slut license, in effect giving young women permission to be promiscuous.
slut license by paulpaxman December 18, 2013
lifen’t
lifen’t by Prettygirl_937 June 17, 2018
Linen Cabinet
A group of official Presidential Advisors who are blatantly racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, and otherwise driven by mendacity in service of hate.
We've had Jackson's "Kitchen Cabinet "to go along with the regular "Parlor Cabinets" but before Donald Trump no-one had the audacity to nominate a Linen Cabinet.
Linen Cabinet by paulpaxman November 15, 2016
Liven't
It's when you don't want to die, cause then you'd be dead
Like you don't want to go from alive to dead, you just want to not be alive
Like you don't want to go from alive to dead, you just want to not be alive
Liven't by TheOneKnowsEverything December 28, 2020
drivers license
drivers license by You’re classic local bitch🤠🤠 January 25, 2021
Pulled a Lien
Guy 1: Yo man I was talking to this girl last night...
Guy 2: Is she hot?
Guy 1: Wow you just pulled a Lien.
Guy 2: Is she hot?
Guy 1: Wow you just pulled a Lien.
Pulled a Lien by c_huynh December 27, 2011
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.