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Lifen’t 

When put into a combination with the right words, it can be used to tell someone to end their life, or inform them they have no life.
Go commit lifen’t.
Lifen’t by Lifen’t October 26, 2018

Lifen’t 

When you are depressed as fuck and dying inside.
She did not respond to my txt, I feel Lifen’t!
Lifen’t by luciferisstoned September 25, 2018

Lifen’t 

Another simple way of saying you have 𝙉𝙤 life. LIFE NOT if you want to simplify it.
Guy 1“Bro u gae”
guy 2“You r lifen’t”
Lifen’t by Very unhygienic boomer November 20, 2019
Contraction of life and not for "not alive"
Guy1: I love watching anime
Guy2: Go commit lifen't
lifen't by Big Boi C December 1, 2018
the act of dont living anymore
man, the quarentine is making me feel like commiting lifen't is a good idea
Lifen't by El Webcorno August 13, 2020
It's when you don't want to die, cause then you'd be dead

Like you don't want to go from alive to dead, you just want to not be alive
Anothergaydisaster: Y'all ever just wanna ✨Liven't ✨
Liven't by TheOneKnowsEverything December 28, 2020
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