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Lfons by valfonso678 April 15, 2020
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Never is going too be Tik Tok famous but is ugly too
Lfons is going to never have a gf
lfons by Lfons D November 3, 2020
li•on•sy
/ˈlīənzē/
adjective, informal

Definition: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. A reference to the Detroit Lions.
"That game ended in such lionsy fashion."

Please see below for examples:

Bears 20, Lions 17 (2002 - Won OT coin toss, deferred ball)

Cowboys 24, Lions 20 (2014 playoffs)

Seahawks 13, Lions 10 (2015 - Game winning TD fumbled at 1 yard line)

Chargers 33, Lions 28 (2015 - Lions lead 28-3 )

Packers 27, Lions 23 (2015 - Rodgers 61 yard hailmary as time expired)

Vikings 30, Lions 20 (2017 - game tying blocked field goal attempt return for TD negated by offsides resulted in 1st down)

Etcetera

Etcetera

Etcetera
lionsy by MattMillen November 24, 2017

Lyons Creek middle school 

This school is actual prison welcome
Lyons Creek middle school is the worst school ever

Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything 

And the final score is Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything. This is a saying by those who supported a noble lost cause.
And the final score is Christians - nothing, Lions - Everything.

Lonsboomer 

A boomer with repeated bigoted awful takes on social media who really doesn’t realize how awful and irrelevant they are until they get ratioed to within an inch of their life. Best to respond with “Ok, boomer”.
That lonsboomer posted something idiotic again.
Lonsboomer by Crazeeguy November 4, 2019

Loons Game 

Loons Game- When someone close to you reveals a secret you didn't want them too but the friend doesn't realise what he's/she's done. It can also be used to describe the loss of a girlfriend or anything like that really.
"Oh wow John, you're really going to pull a loons game on me?"
Loons Game by UncleDonny June 27, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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