alfonso

dark, muscular, hot. loves sports, mainly football. preferrs mango butter globs smushed on his face. complete goofball. watch out, when he farts, he kills plants and bugs that are around. likes to be a tour guide when he drives people around and has a ridiculously good sense of direction. he is very funny, definitely knows how to light up a room. sexy eyes. easy to fall in love with.

alfonso

by 2hehehohohaha2 February 12, 2010

alfonso

the most caring and sweet guy youll ever meet. he cares and will always be there for you, hes very tall and comforting and you feel safe in his arms

you see him hes such an alfonso

by alfonso bubs November 19, 2021

alfonso

fucking handsome has a giant horse cock and will fuck any bitch in sight

look its that nigga alfonso

by user7172888827661 November 21, 2021

alfonso

a terrible, annoying person that has no heart and no feelings. don’t trust him what so ever.

this alfonso guy is so rude

by sidneey April 27, 2019

alfonso

alfonso is the gayest person you well ever meat in yor life when you stare at himm you will cry

alfonso is walking and scares a 40 year old man

by oh ut also is normal December 13, 2018

Alfonso

King of Spain from 1886-1931

Bow down Alfonso has just entered the room!

by Prince Al November 04, 2007

Alfonso

he's so buff that even his dick has a 6 pack on it, but because of his awareness for the women around him, he does not attempt to have a girlfriend

Women: what's your preference so that we can be your friend with benefits:
Alfonso: men

by Bababoeymenlover November 18, 2021