Loonsquatch

loonsquatch

/(lo͞on, skwæt)/

noun
1. (in Floridaman fokelore) a bad ass elusive monster with the body of a sasquatch and the head of a loon. It smells of smoked meats and is rumored to leave big footprints. Has been spotted in northeastern Florida.

I stumbled upon the elusive loonsquatch and I immediately became a believer.

Loonsquatch by Loonsquatchin’ October 15, 2023

Loonsquatch

loonsquatch

/(lo͞on, skwæt)/

noun
1. (in Floridaman fokelore) a bad ass elusive monster with the body of a sasquatch and the head of a loon. It smells of smoked meats and is rumored to leave big footprints. Has been spotted in northeastern Florida.

verb (used with or without object)
2. My mind was blown after I went loonsquatchin

I stumbled upon the elusive loonsquatch and I immediately became a believer.

Loonsquatch by Loonsquatchin’ October 15, 2023

Goonsquatch 

extremely big, tall and ugly female much resembling a sasquatch.

Any female professional basketball player; Rosie O'Donnell; teh Guiness Book of World Record holder for tallest female. "Holy shit!, there goes a goonsquatch walking down the street!"

Goonsquatch by GoonBasher October 15, 2008

poonsquatch

A female sasquatch.

Usually confused for male sasquatch.

Identifiable by pink skirt or lipstick.

Hey, i would totally do that poonsquatch over there.

poonsquatch by jaymarjohnson August 14, 2009

boonsquatch 

1:a sasquatch that lives in the ghetto and is popular among his peers... made up of the words ace "boon" coon and sa"squatch"

2:someone in an exclusive chat group posing as an annonymous chatter, usually with the screenname being "Boonsquatch"

1: Chewie is my main Boonsquatch!

2: Hi my name is Boonsquatch and you dont know me!

boonsquatch by Fishmang January 11, 2005