Loonsquatch

loonsquatch

/(lo͞on, skwæt)/

noun
1. (in Floridaman fokelore) a bad ass elusive monster with the body of a sasquatch and the head of a loon. It smells of smoked meats and is rumored to leave big footprints. Has been spotted in northeastern Florida.

I stumbled upon the elusive loonsquatch and I immediately became a believer.

Loonsquatch by Loonsquatchin’ October 15, 2023

Loonsquatch

loonsquatch

/(lo͞on, skwæt)/

noun
1. (in Floridaman fokelore) a bad ass elusive monster with the body of a sasquatch and the head of a loon. It smells of smoked meats and is rumored to leave big footprints. Has been spotted in northeastern Florida.

verb (used with or without object)
2. My mind was blown after I went loonsquatchin

I stumbled upon the elusive loonsquatch and I immediately became a believer.

Loonsquatch by Loonsquatchin’ October 15, 2023

Goonsquatch 

extremely big, tall and ugly female much resembling a sasquatch.

Any female professional basketball player; Rosie O'Donnell; teh Guiness Book of World Record holder for tallest female. "Holy shit!, there goes a goonsquatch walking down the street!"

Goonsquatch by GoonBasher October 15, 2008

poonsquatch

A female sasquatch.

Usually confused for male sasquatch.

Identifiable by pink skirt or lipstick.

Hey, i would totally do that poonsquatch over there.

poonsquatch by jaymarjohnson August 14, 2009

boonsquatch 

1:a sasquatch that lives in the ghetto and is popular among his peers... made up of the words ace "boon" coon and sa"squatch"

2:someone in an exclusive chat group posing as an annonymous chatter, usually with the screenname being "Boonsquatch"

1: Chewie is my main Boonsquatch!

2: Hi my name is Boonsquatch and you dont know me!

boonsquatch by Fishmang January 11, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019