lionsy 

li•on•sy
/ˈlīənzē/
adjective, informal

Definition: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. A reference to the Detroit Lions.

"That game ended in such lionsy fashion."

Please see below for examples:

Bears 20, Lions 17 (2002 - Won OT coin toss, deferred ball)

Cowboys 24, Lions 20 (2014 playoffs)

Seahawks 13, Lions 10 (2015 - Game winning TD fumbled at 1 yard line)

Chargers 33, Lions 28 (2015 - Lions lead 28-3 )

Packers 27, Lions 23 (2015 - Rodgers 61 yard hailmary as time expired)

Vikings 30, Lions 20 (2017 - game tying blocked field goal attempt return for TD negated by offsides resulted in 1st down)

Etcetera

Etcetera

Etcetera

lionsy by MattMillen November 24, 2017

Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything 

And the final score is Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything. This is a saying by those who supported a noble lost cause.

And the final score is Christians - nothing, Lions - Everything.

Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2020

Lionspread 

The spreading of the ass cheeks to stop the chaffing after shitting all day from Lionshead beer, or any other beer that causes exceptional defecation the day after.

John: "Why you walkin like dat youngboul?"

Tyler: "I have to pull the Lionspread, cause my asshole is on fire from shitting today from the Lionshead last night."

John: "Fuck-a alls da lionhead, the day afta is like charizard is spittin fire on your brown eye."

Tyler: "...trills."

Lionspread by tipsy mc.bongrips January 12, 2011

Daniel Lioneye 

1. The Guitarist of HIM, otherwise known as Mikko Lindstrom, Linde or Lily Lazer. Amazingly smexy piece of Finland.

2. The band itself Daniel Lioneye and the Rollers, fronted by none other than Linde a.k.a. Mikko Lindstrom, Lily Lazer or Daniel Lioneye.

"Who's that smexy finnish guy with the blonde dreadlocks rockin out?"

"That'd be Daniel Lioneye."

Daniel Lioneye by DeathIsInLoveWithUs December 10, 2008

Lionsault Pin 

Lionsault Pin -

One of Chris Jericho's finishing moves.
He runs towards the ropes, uses the ropes as a springboard and summersaults on the lying opponent and finally pins him.

His other finishing move is The Walls of Jericho

What an awesome move!!
No wonder, he was trained by Bret Hart's father Stu.

Lionsault Pin by Bari June 11, 2005

dandy lions 

A group of 2 or more gay lions.

Little boy: Mommy, look at the dandy lions!
Mom: No Coleman, he's just...err...umm.. scratching his friends back. (Nervously pulls son over to look at the monkeys instead)

dandy lions by bigbadmama January 25, 2011

Detroit Lions 

The embarrassing team of the NFC North. They only team in the NFL in which the fans try to get rid of their tickets.

"Horrible thing happened to me today. I accidently left 2 Detroit Lions tickets on my dashboard, and when I got out of the store, somebody broke the window and stuck 2 more on there!"

Detroit Lions by AwkwardManHugs August 16, 2009