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Lesley P-HR 

1. Lesley P-HR is a highly effective HR professional with the skills to excel in all environments.

2. A Lesly P-HR has been known for extreme issues with untruthful people and may throat punch them when needed to produce an outcome.

3. As an HR professional a Lesley P-HR may condone the be-heading of extreme human rights violators.
I love our Lesley P-HR she helped me through a rough patch in my life, though she did throat punch Dave for calling off of work.
Lesley P-HR by Tag your It December 27, 2019
A fun sized girl who is a good friend.
She gives off awesome vibes, and can make anyone smile.
She is beautiful, smart, and a little crazy but in a good way.
She can sometimes be a little hard to understand.
Her smile alone can make your day 500x better.
Roy: Hey, do you see Lesley?
Aden: Yes, she's awesome
Roy: Yes indeed.
Lesley by YesItIsRoy',' June 4, 2018
Feminine name; Scottish in origin; meaning dark grey fortress.

Often given to women of incredible beauty and abysmal depth, whose demeanor evokes some ancient mystical rite lost to modern time.

Like a dark grey castle fortress in the early morning, one marvels at its beauty subtley and magically revealed through fog and mist. One longs to not merely see the timelessness of such a creation, but to also scale its walls to be part of something greater and far more ancient than the one's self.

Perhaps once in a lifetime, one is lucky enough to see a Lesley. And if so, one will never forget how such a sight grants one with an apprecitation of the gradiations between the physical and metaphysical.
On an early morning, many years ago, I was lucky enough to see a Lesley.
Lesley by The Bunny Boy July 7, 2009
Amazing girl that basically rocks everybody's world. She is totally classy and an awesome friend.
"Lesley is amazing. I wish she was my friend."
Lesley by LaJaLa March 4, 2009

Lesley Cobb Shiner 

A typically powerful punch to the face, delivered by someone with little to no authority towards someone with high authority, with clear justification.
The school librarian confiscated my phone! When I asked for it back she said no so I gave her a heavy Lesley Cobb Shiner to put her in her place before stealing my phone back from under the desk.
Everyone says she is stupid and even I thought it too, but she is a genius. she is suspiciously private and does not like people to know who she is. She loves people more than she loves herself. She is beautiful and probably too hard on herself. She will do anything for the people she loves and is an amazing friend.
friend: Lesley, I am in jail can you pick me up?

Lesley: are you okay? I am on my way right now! Do you need bail money?
Lesley by kittykatatacc May 14, 2019
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