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next level hoe shit

Wow keisha really sucked my niggas dick in front of my 5 yr old. That's some next level hoe shit.
next level hoe shit by Blitzed4lyfe20 September 19, 2017

next level hoe 

This is someone who isn't just a regular old hoe, this type is on the next level. They are very special and know lots of tricks, you would be lucky to find yourself one of these dimes.

lower level hood rat 

a man who will sleep with practically anything with a vagina
man he gets laid so much he's a lower level hood rat

Next level hobo shit 

When you see a hobo do something extreme and unheard of that depicts a new level of crippling poverty.
"Omg, those two hobos are fighting over a cigarette's butt, that's some next level hobo shit!"

vinnie hacker level hot 

If someone described you as vinnie hacker level hot, you are beyond god. You’ve reached god level of hotness. You are one of the sexiest people alive. Hotter than the sun, freshly baked pizza pockets, concrete on a hot day- you name it. YOU’RE HOTTER THAN EVERYONE BESIDES OTHER VINNIE HACKER LEVEL HOT PEOPLE.
Emma: Woah! you’re vinnie hacker level hot!
Jonathan: Thankyou! you’re Madison Beer level hot.

HomoSexual Level (HSL) (1-4) 

HomoSexual Level. Levels included are

HSL 1-verbal queerness
HSL 2-verbal queerness of a higher degree and/or bodily touching excluding that certain part of a male's body
HSL 3-Mega verbal queerness with extensive touching of upper and lower body. (Ex. groping)
HSL 4-You just went way to far level. (Ex. dry humping)
HomoSexual Level (HSL) (1-4)
HSL 1-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy.
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 1 on my ass.
HSL 2-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy. (While rubbing Kevin's back)
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 2 on my ass.
HSL 3:
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:WTF! you just raised it to HSL 3!
HSL 4-
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:(Pulls Bobby's hand to his crotch while rubbing Bobby's ass) You can kiss my tip whenever you like!