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1. A letomi is a wet dream that is accompanied by loud moaning, and/or screaming.

2. A Letomi is an orgasmic moment that happens late at night.

3. A Letomi is a sqeaking noise that sounds like a cross between a furby, and a gremlin
God I hope I have another Letomi tonight.
Letomi by Letomifan101 October 17, 2011
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Slang for a little bit more of something.
Person a: Is that enough brown?
Person b: I think we need letmir.
Letmir by shirmir November 2, 2021
1. When speaking to or being spoken to by Jared or Shannon Leto temporarily dumbfounds you to the point of forgetting everything you wanted or need to say.
2. When one is totally obsessed with Jared or Shannon Leto
3. When one sees a picture of Jared or Shannon Leto and is hypnotized to the point of delirium.

Crying, stuttering, and uncontrolled giggling are symptoms.

Other symptoms include; dizziness, heart palpitations, sweaty palms and occasional drooling.

Screaming and squealing suddenly at the sight of Jared or Shannon Leto are common occurrences and those suffering from Letoitis are encouraged to carry extra undergarments in case symptoms arise.

Also, battery operated devises are encouraged to treat symptoms.
When attending a 30 Seconds to Mars show, concert goers often come down with Letoitis.
Letoitis by momofuku70 July 3, 2011

Letonian 

Leto-like or of Leto. Descriptive used of expressions, gestures, styles, or body parts definitively belonging to Jared Leto, or are representative of him.
I'd recognize those Letonian eyes anywhere!

-or-

He shot me a Letonian glance

-or-

That pomegranate marshawk is so Letonian
Letonian by @marsdiable July 3, 2011
A sexual orientation/religious view, based on the idolization of the Leto brothers: Jared and/or Shannon, most commonly followed by the Echelon. The dominant characteristic of that religion/sexual orientation is the complete obeisance and reverence in front of one or both Leto brothers.

Letoistic: person who follows and practise Letoism.
The main reason why I'm single is Letoism/because I'm Letoistic
Letoism by Perfect_Denial August 29, 2012

Leominster 

1. The (former) plastics capitol of the world.

2. Soon to become as bad a gangster hood as Fitchburg.

3. The BETTER twin of the two Twin Cities.

4. The birthplace of the infamous Johnny Appleseed
I live in Leominster, Massachusetts
Leominster by J Appleseed March 25, 2005

Leominster Handshake 

The act of two men purchasing forties at the Wyman's on Pleasant St. and then walking to the back of the building to blow eachother.
Juan and Pepe ran out of blunts so they decided to end the night with a Leominster handshake.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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