Lesbosis

A contageous condition leading to homosexual behaviour in females.

Person 1: "Why are Sheila and Brenda sucking face over there?"

Person 2: "Sheila caught lesbosis of that meter reader last week. It develops quickly these days."

by simgb April 6, 2009

lesboss

When you are a lesbian and a girlboss #lesboss

I hate straight people I only like lesbosses

by Purrrrslay October 14, 2021

lesbozism

a term used for female-on-female homosexuality, used by the elderly who are uncomfortable with the idea. practitioners of lesbozism are known as lesbazoos.

i had to work very hard to be open with my daughter about her, um, lesbozism.

by Mr. Whim April 4, 2009

Lesbonista

A straight girl who hangs with lesbians, has lesbian bff's, and parties with lesbians. She drags her lesbian friends to straight bars so she can do eye exercises on hot guys, but can also bring down the house at the lesbian bar and not be turned on in the least by all of the femme fatales around her.

At a hip mixed lesbian bar in LA:

Bev: Who's the fun-loving hottie?

Yvette: She's a friend of Vi's, but she's a lesbonista!

Bev: Damn, why is it that all the gorgeous, fun women are straight?

by Lovin' Livin' May 19, 2011

lesbosian

Someone from the Greek island of Lesbos.

Rhodesian, Cretan, Lesbosian... it's all good!

We're sleek, we're Greek -- get used to it!

by rapmasta April 29, 2004

Chronic lesbosishaletosis

Really bad lesbian morning after breath.

I ran into what's her butt, and the Chronic Lesbosishaletosis had not improved- basic hygiene was obviously set aside weeks ago.

by mmc44mag October 8, 2009

Lesbotism

Giving hiring or promotion preference to fellow eaters of the bushy bowl.

Suze Orman got a job as a shill for the FDIC. Look at FDIC Chairman Sheila Bair and tell me that's not a case of Lesbotism.

by DD Sanchez March 22, 2009