Lesbosis

A contageous condition leading to homosexual behaviour in females.

Person 1: "Why are Sheila and Brenda sucking face over there?"

Person 2: "Sheila caught lesbosis of that meter reader last week. It develops quickly these days."

by simgb April 06, 2009

monkey ear

An ear that protrudes from the head, surrounded by long hair, thus resembling that of a monkey.

Person1:
"Have you seen the state of your hair?"
Person2:
"What's wrong with it?"
Person1:
"Your ears are poking out of ur hair, you've got a right monkey ear going on."
Person2:
"Oh arse."

by simGB June 28, 2009