Lesballoon

A lesbian who likes to be inflated like a balloon. The Lesballoon is the "inflatee" in the situation, and if they have someone else inflating them (the "inflator") they prefer it to be another female, bonus points if the female inflating them is a crush/girlfriend/wife.

I watched as my girlfriend inflated full of helium, like a balloon! I thought it was just her ass that was going to inflate, but her belly and breasts did too! Now she's not even recognizable as human! She's a big round perfect sphere! She's a lesballoon!

Lesballoon by LuvisLuv June 22, 2023

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lolballoon

Word commonly used to describe an helium balloon. Since most people just inhale the helium and have a funny voice, it is referred as a LOLballoon.

-Hello Jack Lol!
-Omg Pete you have a funny voice!
-Normal, i inhaled a Lolballoon!
-LOL

lolballoon by Nicobbq September 8, 2009

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Lesballoon • Lesbillions • lolballoon

Lesbillions

The amount of money strong, powerful, and often secretly gay, women have.

Oprah and Susie Orman have lesbillions of dollars in their bank accounts, why do they think they can identify with the average housewife?

Lesbillions by I. Will Bone February 4, 2010

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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