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leprucon 

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a powerful being from mythical folklore, popular among people of Asian descent. first having been mentioned in a satanic cultist grimoire. The Leprucon has the power to steal people's souls, and it is a well known fact that it frequently allows itself to be hired in order to earn the money to buy new human teeth. Though sometimes it further demands compensation for its hard work. At this point it is common sense to rip off a piece the skin on one's eyelid as a offering. The Leprucon has a demented physical form, which burns the soul of anyone who lays their eyes upon it. Worshipers have yet to discover what Leprucon does with it's human teeth and souls, but some people claim to have witnessed it blending the teeth and souls into a fine dust and mixing it with demonic kool-aid. It then simply pours the vile fluid into a jar filled with pickled simian toenails in order to fully saturate them. Finally, it seems to wait a decade before taking out it's own teeth and replacing them with the evil toenail juice. Leprucon enjoys smacking baby ferrets in order to turn them into fuzzy-wuzzy monster fluffballs and commanding them to do it's bidding. The Leprucon rarely ever sleeps, but when it does it melts into a puddle of withered feline vital organs. The Leprucon also seems to hate the color pink, and is determined to turn all pink into yellow.
HOLY GUACAMOLE ON A MOTORBIKE THAT'S THE LEPRUCON WHO TOOK MY FRIEND'S SOUL.
leprucon by leprucon June 3, 2019

Lepricon

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A misspelling of Leprechaun, a creature in Irish mythology
When I was a kid I had a book with lepricon pictures in it.
Lepricon by Silent Lake May 1, 2009

Leprecondom 

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(n.)- a magical contraceptive device that prevents the spread of leprechaunism. Also, a prophylactic of the wee, or stature-challenged. See also femi-leprecondom, the female version.
Thank Jesus Gaelen wore his leprecondom when we did it last night beneath the Blarney Stone; I don't want to be carrying his homunculus for 9 months.
Leprecondom by Mr. Locative April 20, 2008

leprecon 

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That ain't no real gnome! It's a leprecon!
leprecon by Shagrabbit October 31, 2007

Lepricons 

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Really short gay midgets who live at the end of rainbows and hide their gold in big pots
Mini me is a lepricons
Lepricons by Sammy boy 1996 April 3, 2011

Leprecond 

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Term for "leprechaun", used only by compulsive maturbators.
My goodness, what a sexy leprecond! I need to sit down. Can anyone see under this table?
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Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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