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Usually a fat italian that likes basketball and xbox. Usually enjoys paintball but sucks. Has an EXTREMELY small penis.
Omg nick is such a LEONTI
Leonti by Vanni1994 October 10, 2009
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Lentildo 

an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus
Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?

Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
Lentildo by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019
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leontina 

Leontina is a woman who is smart,funny and very sexy girlfriend. she is someone who is very careful about what she says and who she says it in front of, but very open to those that she allows to get close to her. she is very caring and honest. She is someone that will make your face light up whenever you see her. Leontina is someone that is hard to get off your mind once you meet, and is a gift every time you see her. She also has a thing for guys named Steven, who by the way is totally awesome. so if you get lucky to find a girl like Leontina, don't let her go, and treat her right, cause she is one of the greatest people you will ever meet and is someone you'll love being around.
that girl is so sexy
yeah must be a Leontina
leontina by bhadbhitch258 May 31, 2020

Dirty Leonie 

When you stop in the Middle of sex to make banana cake.
“How did it go last night?”
“Dude she dirty Leonie’d me»
«Oh I’m so sorry»
Dirty Leonie by Plantygirl May 4, 2020
Leonie is amazing and cute, if you get in her bad side or just piss her off, you’ll regret it %100. If you are lucky enough to meet a Leonie, stay by her side and never leave her.
Hey Bob who is dat
It’s Leonie
Holy crap she’s hot
One of the best people anyone could know . She can brighten your day when she says hi to you. She is proud of who she is and can pretty much become friends with anyone. If she is ever in your life, cherish those moments, never let her go or do anything to hurt her. You should engage in a conversation with her whenever you can. It can brighten her day as well as yours. Just seeing her makes you happy inside.
"Leonie is the nicest person you will ever meet."
Leonie by Somebody you know well March 18, 2017
She has the most beuatiful eyes i have ever seen. Leonita is loyal and very intelegent. When she is in love she always have only eyes for this person.
She also can life alone and don't need anyone. Leonita foucous on her selfe and on her goals!
Leonita is not selfish and arrogant only she foucouse on her self and her goals.
Leonita by Ks06 November 21, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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