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Lentildo
an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus
Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?
Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
Lentildo by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019
leontina
Leontina is a woman who is smart,funny and very sexy girlfriend. she is someone who is very careful about what she says and who she says it in front of, but very open to those that she allows to get close to her. she is very caring and honest. She is someone that will make your face light up whenever you see her. Leontina is someone that is hard to get off your mind once you meet, and is a gift every time you see her. She also has a thing for guys named Steven, who by the way is totally awesome. so if you get lucky to find a girl like Leontina, don't let her go, and treat her right, cause she is one of the greatest people you will ever meet and is someone you'll love being around.
that girl is so sexy
that girl is so sexy
leontina by bhadbhitch258 May 31, 2020
Dirty Leonie
Dirty Leonie by Plantygirl May 4, 2020
Leonie
Leonie is amazing and cute, if you get in her bad side or just piss her off, you’ll regret it %100. If you are lucky enough to meet a Leonie, stay by her side and never leave her.
Leonie by Youwillnecerknowdude June 7, 2018
Leonie
One of the best people anyone could know . She can brighten your day when she says hi to you. She is proud of who she is and can pretty much become friends with anyone. If she is ever in your life, cherish those moments, never let her go or do anything to hurt her. You should engage in a conversation with her whenever you can. It can brighten her day as well as yours. Just seeing her makes you happy inside.
Leonie by Somebody you know well March 18, 2017
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