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1. A sustainable and nutrient dense snack made from whole roasted lentils and seasoned with a variety of unique flavors.
I’m dying to snack on some lenties”
“Wut?”
You know, Lenties... crunchy lentil snack? 7 grams of protein, 32% daily fiber...”
“Oh. I thought you were saying you were tryna eat nuts”

“Nah, Lenties have way less fat than nuts”
Lenties by rhsvr June 8, 2019
Left-handed people that are underrated.

Apparently die 8 or 9 years earlier than right-handed people.
Hey look, Matt and Ali are lefties!
Lefties by bitstripslang June 12, 2015

Tender Lentils 

A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'
"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"
The lint from underwear that gets stuck in your ass hair
Steve: "hey wanna see some linties?"

Cam: "what's that?"
Linties by Poonsquad2014 February 28, 2014

Letiesha 

A girl, really shy, doesn't have a lot of friends. Usually mixed or black. She has a pretty nice butt. She's insecure,but a lot of people think different of her. She can make you laugh and smile. Can be weird,but a total sweetheart. She is beautiful and has a big heart.
Letiesha by polarburrrrr January 7, 2012

Lenni /Lennies 

As in Millennial or Millennials

Mil-Lenni-al

A dirogitory word user to describe a millennial when that person does something retarded.
Lenni /Lennies: a millennial or multiple Millennials doing something retarded.

Mike: "HOLY SHIT! Did you see that kid just get hit by that car?"

Chris: " Yup, he was staring at his cell phone trying to catch a Pokemon ."

Mike: " What a fucking Lenni."

Chris: " Fucking Lennies ."