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lenties

1. Crunchy roasted lentils
2. A brand of lentil snacks
I made myself some lenties. They came out pretty good, but i'll probably just stick to buying them from Lenties.
by Leonard Tillerson July 22, 2019
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Lenties

1. A sustainable and nutrient dense snack made from whole roasted lentils and seasoned with a variety of unique flavors.
I’m dying to snack on some lenties”
“Wut?”
You know, Lenties... crunchy lentil snack? 7 grams of protein, 32% daily fiber...”
“Oh. I thought you were saying you were tryna eat nuts”

“Nah, Lenties have way less fat than nuts”
by rhsvr June 8, 2019
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Lefties

Left-handed people that are underrated.

Apparently die 8 or 9 years earlier than right-handed people.
Hey look, Matt and Ali are lefties!
by bitstripslang June 12, 2015
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Tender Lentils

A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'
"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"
by cantspellrestaraunt February 14, 2021
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Linties

The lint from underwear that gets stuck in your ass hair
Steve: "hey wanna see some linties?"

Cam: "what's that?"
by Poonsquad2014 February 28, 2014
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Letiesha

A girl, really shy, doesn't have a lot of friends. Usually mixed or black. She has a pretty nice butt. She's insecure,but a lot of people think different of her. She can make you laugh and smile. Can be weird,but a total sweetheart. She is beautiful and has a big heart.
by polarburrrrr January 7, 2012
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Lenni /Lennies

As in Millennial or Millennials

Mil-Lenni-al

A dirogitory word user to describe a millennial when that person does something retarded.
Lenni /Lennies: a millennial or multiple Millennials doing something retarded.

Mike: "HOLY SHIT! Did you see that kid just get hit by that car?"

Chris: " Yup, he was staring at his cell phone trying to catch a Pokemon ."

Mike: " What a fucking Lenni."

Chris: " Fucking Lennies ."
by Chris@bennettelectric.org August 20, 2016
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