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Lentildo 

an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus
Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?

Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
Lentildo by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019
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The most unorganized school in all history. The teachers are biased when it comes to who gets in trouble. half of the substitutes are over the age of like 80. You get to serve a punishment, for people telling on you, or if a teacher assumes you did something wrong, without a chance for explanation. They will call home, without asking about your home life or home situation. The administrators talk about the students 24/7. Girls get pregnant and Boys get high. Lesbians fuck in the bathrooms and dont get in trouble. Students are misjudged by the way they look or act. The title "Lenoir city high school student" is not something to be proud of, and if you get in trouble at this school i feel bad for you. It is a living hell.
boy: Man, she's beautiful
friend: Dont mess with her though. She's from Lenoir City High School.