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Lentildo
an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus
Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?
Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
Lentildo by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019
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Lenoil • lentil • Lenoir City • Lenoing • Lenoir City High School • LENGOIL • lenile • Lenilugaw • Lenoir • lenoire
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Léonilde torrini by leonildetorrini September 21, 2014
Leonila
Very nice charming woman with a strong confidence that will never break even when you try to hurt it
Leonila is beauty
Leonila by Girlisgirly March 15, 2015
Lenola
the "poorer" section of Moorestown, an overblown, over-credited town in SNJ where everyone is rich and denies the shit out of that fact.
Lenola by 169941284324 May 29, 2010
Lentil
Lentil by gatoradepiss420 December 19, 2016
Lenoir City High School
The most unorganized school in all history. The teachers are biased when it comes to who gets in trouble. half of the substitutes are over the age of like 80. You get to serve a punishment, for people telling on you, or if a teacher assumes you did something wrong, without a chance for explanation. They will call home, without asking about your home life or home situation. The administrators talk about the students 24/7. Girls get pregnant and Boys get high. Lesbians fuck in the bathrooms and dont get in trouble. Students are misjudged by the way they look or act. The title "Lenoir city high school student" is not something to be proud of, and if you get in trouble at this school i feel bad for you. It is a living hell.
Lenoir City High School by Your Favorite Realest. March 1, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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