MCU’s wandas new name given to her by the chaos army (aka the cool comic wanda stans). As wanda has been whitewashed, we changed her name to wendy. However wendy has a ‘W’ in it so her new names Lendy, as it has an ‘L’ in it. This perfectly describes MCU wanda. The toxic wanda stans are called the ‘Lenders’. As a member of the chaos army, we declare war on the lenders!!! spread our message!!!
“Wanda is my favourite character in age of ultron! I love how Elizabeth Olsen portrayed her, she was perfect casting!”
“Don’t you mean Lendy? Anyway comic Wanda solos.”
A late night lenny is a term used to describe an individual who comes out of hiding in the darkness of night. They are most likely to believe in aliens and any conspiracy theory that is topical at the time. Whilst claiming to be the friend of everyone, secretly, under the spell of the Uncle Cunty, they plot the demise of the local repeaters. Whilst sometimes confused with a cockroach, a late night lenny is different in that they will not survive if put into a microwave oven.
You're such a late night lenny.
Q. How many late night lennys does it take to change a light globe? A. No one knows because when the light comes on they all scatter.
Lenduk, a word commonly heard in the modern village of Bandra, Mumbai, refers to a pellet or a piece of semi-solid anal-waste. It's used to describe a singular piece and many pieces are described as 'Lenduks'.
" Aye men, last nights spicy curry has given me the lenduks!"
"Look men Hayden, your baby is playing with the dogs lenduk"
" Come here you lenduk! I'm gonna whack your ass!"
The biggest freak around. Has end stage liver disease but no worries, he will live forever because he's 18 for life baby. Leader of the Delray Misfits. Big fan of Tan ten tens.
Who is that freak who keeps eyeing me down and snarling at me? The other day he asked if he could suck all of the shit out my asshole. "Oh, thats big Lenny"
To swing dance as a group in a place where it is not normally done such as at a restaurant, park, or party. Refers to the swing dance known as lindy hop.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!