Lemonised 

When someone has eaten many lemons, and is sick of lemons now.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm LEMONISED!
Guy 2: Wow man, how many lemons did you eat?

Lemonised by NomLemons June 28, 2011

Don Lemoned 

When a man scratches his taint and then forces the offending fingers on to the lips of an unsuspecting stranger.

That guy made me so mad I Don Lemoned my stank on his lips.

Don Lemoned by anonymous February 14, 2021

Leonise 

Leonise is an amazing person who wears her heart on her sleeve. She’s caring and loving and believes in being kind and respectful to every person you meet.

Leonise loves deep conversations as a matter of fact she prefers them over the shallow bullshit everyone like talking about.

She’s loves music, reading and can make a shit ton of noise when she goes batshit crazy. Don’t mess with those closet to her she’ll end you.

You need a Leonise in your life.

Leonise by it’s chocolate October 3, 2017

Lemonist 

(Read Lemonism first)
A dedicated follower to the religion of Lemonism, people who worship Darell on daily. People who are against the limes but are at peace with others and themselves, they know the meaning of the universe.

Guy1: “Hey fellow Lemonist, what are you doing?”
Guy2: “I am worshipping Darell.”

Lemonist by Xirock October 6, 2023

Lemonite 

A Delectable drink discovered when Sprite was mixed with Lemonade. It is often refered to as... The Nectar of the Gods.

Michael: Frick dude, i accidentally got sprite in my Lemonade.

Jake: Shit dude, that sucks.

Michael: Naah dude, its good as frickkk. It's Lemonite.

Lemonite by Saucemuffinn July 11, 2011

Lemonist 

1.Practitioners of Lemonism, those belonging to The Church of the Tiny Lemon.
2. Members of a chaos based fun loving anti-social conventions movement.
3. Someone who imbibes gratuitous amounts of tequila

Did you see that guy down five shots of tequila? Total lemonist.

He lived life as any good Lemonist would; with a bottle of tequila in his hand, the wind to his back, and the sun to his face.

Lemonist by hbastion March 27, 2010

Lemonism

Lemonism is a religion of much power. A religion based around lemons, the god (who is a lemon) named Darell is the holy eternal being, he has existed much before the universe whispered its first breath. Us lemons are forever against the faction of the limes. All limes must be destroyed under any circumstance. By drinking lemon juice you are worshiping the holy sacrifices Darell makes for us every day. To worship the holy entity of Darrel please play dramatic music and tilt your hands to face the sky, look up and say your worships.

Guy 1: “What are you doing?”
Guy2: “I am thanking Darrel through the religion of Lemonism…”

Lemonism by Xirock October 6, 2023