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Lemoniser 

1. A rediculous person that likes to be a nuicance. They can go mental at any point, so beware.
2. Quite frankly, a bit of a player - but one that is way too enthusiastic and a bit of a twit.
Person 1; Wow, look at that girl
Person 2 ; Omg she's mental isn't she?
Person1: Quite the Lemoniser.
Person 2 ; I want her babies!
Person 1 ; Don't worry you can have mine
Person 2 ; why thank you.
Lemoniser by Liz2k9 April 3, 2009
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Lemonster 

A person having lived and or grew up in Lemont, IL.
I went to the carousel yesterday and saw a bunch of Lemonsters there it was like a high school reunion.
Lemonster by Le Monster December 19, 2008

Lemonberry 

A word denoting that the conversation is going south, into a possible HR red zone. When one exclaims "lemonberry", conversation must immediately become G rated or cease altogether.
Trevyn: "Cathy's mom is a total..."
Stephanie: "LEMONBERRY"
Trevyn: "I was going to say totally awesome person."
Stephanie: "Oh, I thought you were going to say totally foxy cougar that I'd like to tap."

Trevyn: "Oh, well that would be inappropriate."
Lemonberry by ccEIS June 29, 2013
Leonise is an amazing person who wears her heart on her sleeve. She’s caring and loving and believes in being kind and respectful to every person you meet.

Leonise loves deep conversations as a matter of fact she prefers them over the shallow bullshit everyone like talking about.

She’s loves music, reading and can make a shit ton of noise when she goes batshit crazy. Don’t mess with those closet to her she’ll end you.
You need a Leonise in your life.
Leonise by it’s chocolate October 3, 2017

Lemonist 

(Read Lemonism first)
A dedicated follower to the religion of Lemonism, people who worship Darell on daily. People who are against the limes but are at peace with others and themselves, they know the meaning of the universe.
Guy1: “Hey fellow Lemonist, what are you doing?”
Guy2: “I am worshipping Darell.”
Lemonist by Xirock October 6, 2023

Lemonite 

A Delectable drink discovered when Sprite was mixed with Lemonade. It is often refered to as... The Nectar of the Gods.
Michael: Frick dude, i accidentally got sprite in my Lemonade.

Jake: Shit dude, that sucks.

Michael: Naah dude, its good as frickkk. It's Lemonite.
Lemonite by Saucemuffinn July 11, 2011

Lemonist 

1.Practitioners of Lemonism, those belonging to The Church of the Tiny Lemon.
2. Members of a chaos based fun loving anti-social conventions movement.
3. Someone who imbibes gratuitous amounts of tequila
Did you see that guy down five shots of tequila? Total lemonist.

He lived life as any good Lemonist would; with a bottle of tequila in his hand, the wind to his back, and the sun to his face.
Lemonist by hbastion March 27, 2010
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