left foot

The one that isn't the right

My left foot hurts like a mother fucker!

left foot by Ja.den.vro January 20, 2018

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Left Foot Lucy

A church organist, typically an older woman, who plays the pedals like those of a spinet organ, i.e., using only the toe of the left foot. The result is a choppy bass line that will make any real organist cringe.

Wow, the music at church was awful today. Old Left Foot Lucy must be off her meds.

Left Foot Lucy by sonofalucy June 10, 2011

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Left Foot Of Democracy

To get rid of someone, usually by firing them or evicting them, or in some other way "show them the door" (and don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!)

Typically used when they get rid of someone in a hurry as opposed to a long, drawn out legal process. Being forcibly removed from a job or home by the police or being ordered out.

Although the net effect is the same, this is substantially more abrupt and nasty than being terminated, evicted or separated from a job.

"I thought you were supposed to be at work?"
"I ruined a big job and they gave me the left foot of democracy."

I had a big party again last week; today when I came home from work all my things were outside and the locks were changed. The landlord gave me the left foot of democracy, but my rent was only 3 months overdue.

Left Foot Of Democracy by Old Radio Collector December 20, 2009

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Left foot volley breakfast

The art of smacking a football with a sweet connection on your left peg while in the volleying position!
Also a term recognized by the beastly buzzard and his horde of bizzards when they harvest their honey

"Jono definitely had his left foot volley breakfast before he smacked that ball into the goal"

Left foot volley breakfast by Sutas October 27, 2009