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Being a "LeeF" is when you either aimlessly stare off into space, are oblivious when someone is calling your name, have a constant runny nose, or act like you know what's going on when you really don't. You can catch yourself being a "LeeF" anywhere.
"Yo what's that girls name?"
"Um...I think number 10."
"You don't know what I'm talking about do you? Man your such a LeeF!"
LeeF by Goat Aimetti January 13, 2009
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ZeRo is so leef at everything he does. SO LEEF
leef by joe July 23, 2004

Queef it and Leef it

Slang for the term “toot it and boot it” and even more slang for “hit it and quit it” especially when referring to vaginal sex.
I met her in the club, then I said wassup, I took her to the crib, and you know I fucked, Yeah I Queef it and Leef it.

henry leef 

one considered a Henry Leef is a big solid man/boy that is normally a white Maori, that according to the public smells like beef. being named a Henry Leef will make you want to take on the culture of the rugby, New Zealand's national sport.
"Henry Leef is coming around the corner lookout".
"Henry Leef is here people! dont bend over".
henry leef by finfoo May 11, 2016
a chef, doctor, policeman, handyman, personal trainer, weightlifter, basketball coach, farmer, racecar driver, pyschologist, scientist, sex therapist, archealogist, fisher, hunter, tennis coach, fashion stylist, parenting expert, singer of monster love ballads, owner of famous "fly-back", love guru, generally knows everything about everything!! Just ask him if you don't believe it.
How do grow peanuts? Ask Leeford -he knows!!
Leeford by Sexysteffie February 10, 2009
leeford: To shoot a load further than 10 meters.

Only alpha males can do this!
you shouldve seen the leeford i did last night
leeford by cumweed May 7, 2021
1)a past tense word referring to marijuana

2)a methodology and belief in a system of peace, a.k.a. the way of the leef where violence is opposed and flight is the believers primary recourse.

3)a rogue in the world of warcraft game, and the creator of the 17/34/0 build, widely known for his bizarre twisting nether ooc chat and under raid leadership
1)"Man, that was some sweet leefs last night"

2) The way of the leefs has kept me from hurting anyone, and I gain peace and comfort from that.

3) leefs /raid "So the bum comes up to me and he whips out a rubber chicken and a hot dog bun and I say, man, its going to take more than a dirty sock and a hypo full of sugar water to get me to give you back these panties"

leefs /raid err, nm, mt

/raid wtf, man
/raid oh, hell noes
/raid lol, omg
leefs by munks August 16, 2006
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