Somebody who lags their cock or vagina off in Minecraft Fuck and Suck Edition but still manages to upload 20p footage of 10 potting randoms who queue unranked on Versai or sucks off others on SMPlus.
Hey it’s that retard leefbug who can’t decide their gender and bullies kids on a pixelated cubed game for children about not having money but still lags their cock off LOL
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.