Lecuiz

noun, lecture + quiz; the typical classroom double-whammy

You: How was lecuiz today? Your friend: Pretty le-boring, non?

by Sparsons September 24, 2019

John Leguizombie

What happens when John Leguizamo turns into a zombie. Specifically in the movie "Land of the Dead."

Person: Hey look! It's John Leguizombie!
John Leguizombie: BRAINS...

by Danny Boyd July 26, 2005

lecrizzled

when a ho gives u head and sex at the same time. only legal in Austria

Man, last night i got lecrizzled.

by Jim Anderson IIIIII March 2, 2009

Leguizamoed

Any movie with John Leguizamo is going to suck.

Ex: Die Hard 2, Executive Decision, Spawn, Kick-Ass 2, Super Mario Bros.

John: How was Kick-Ass 2?
Mike: I got fucking leguizamoed!
John: That bad?
Mike: I'll cut off my nuts with a rusty saw blade before I watched it again.
John: Could've just said yes

by DM Zero April 14, 2014

John Leguizamo

A mind beyond genius, who could create the next best thing in any field he/she chooses, but chooses not to create anything but art because anything else would go against the ultimate truth he/she realizes at around the age of 4. While a John Leguizamo is typically ethnic, white people tend both to fear and desire a John Leguizamo because with all their literature they can't understand how something so brown can be so genetically superior. A John Leguizamo is often misunderstood as a narcissist because he/she is simply honest about his/her ability. Furthermore, a John Leguizamo realizes early on, that objective honesty is not only possible, but the only true signifier of courage in modern civilization and the only way toward world peace.

1) "Stop talking to me like you're a John Leguizamo. You're just a human bro."
2) "I went out on a date last night, and holy smokes, I actually fell in love. This girl is a real life baby John Leguizamo."

by crsalvador November 21, 2018

Leguizamon

Huge Argentinian upper class family. Known for being humble and classy. They mostly live in gated communities in Argentina or abroad. They come from The spanish nobility and most of them work as politicians or businessmen allthough a lot of them simply live off their families. They have some controversy for being corrupt and secretivley supporting the old military dictatorship. There are around 4000 members of the Leguizamon family.

Juan Manuel Leguizamon is a real champ

by JuanJulioGonzales April 8, 2017

Lequize

A Muscular Black Man

See that Lequize over there?

by Lequize April 18, 2024