Lealand

The actual meaning of a retard

I am lealand and I am retarded

by Comaderskull March 27, 2020

Leland High School

The worst high school there is. It looks like a fucking prison. Some kids are pretty cool but most look like they drink paint thinner for fun. It is a poor school in a rich neighborhood which means it gets no money from the school district. The current principal is a meme and looks like Humpty dumpty.

;( Basically, if you go to Leland you're either dumb as a sack of sand or smart as a chimp, there's no in-between. If you have ever considered going to Leland, don't.

Charge on!

Leland high school is a dump, I've seen nicer looking prisons.

by J0eMaMaCanSugmaDixk October 21, 2019

Leland dorman

A ancient variation of human life. This special type of human eats everything in its path, sleeps on a floor matress, weights approximately 6009 pounds, has blue hair, and absolutely loves macdonalds.

You just ate 16 buildings and all of the food in my fridge you fat Leland dorman.

by Quandalian dingleson April 1, 2022

Lealani

The sweetest person you will ever meet. You cannot help but instantly fall in love with her considering how gorgeous she is. The man who has her is literally the luckiest person alive.

Lealani is someone u don't wanna lose

by JohnLeggings August 31, 2020

Leeland Steamer

Taking a shit between someone's pillows and or matress and box spring.

Don't talk to me like that man, or you may walk into your room tomorrow with a Leeland Steamer.

by Ahlstrom January 11, 2009

Lelander

man with a hulk like penis

He's such a Lelander, he needs magnums.

by lelanderlover October 5, 2010

Leelandd

Leelandd is a unique, cool, and facinating dude. He’s an awesome friend and is extremely loyal. He enjoys big tiddy hentai girls, gaming, watching the episode of spongbob where Patrick screams LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE, and he’s a fantastic chef! If you ever meet a Leelandd, never let him go. He truly is an awesome dude and an awesome friend to have and to watch hentai with occasionally ;)

Wow Leelandd is so fun to hang with!

I love Leelandd, he’s the bestest friend ever.

Omg Leelandd turn that hentai off the neighbors can hear it!!!!!

by rawrXDcutiepieuwu March 19, 2018