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Magnums

A special size condom which is only available for those with a larger than life penis.
Comes in many flavors.
Many originates in Germany & Philippines.
"Woah, do we need to go to Germany tonight?"
"Gosh, I love the flavors on those Magnums!"
by Bhahahaha @ life. March 5, 2009
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magnums

niggah pass tha magnums
by latisko January 31, 2007
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magnus bane

an amazing warlock from cassandra clare's the mortal instruments series. he also appears in the infernal devices and the bane chronicles.
a bisexual, flamboyant character who's always up for a party. he is currently dating alec lightwood.
magnus bane throughout the whole series; fab.
by supertrash September 14, 2016
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The Magnus Archives

The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

*sips cup of madness*
"Have you listened to The Magnus Archives?"

"Is that the podcast of a bunch of queer British people screaming?"

"Yeah that's the one"

"Of course, how could I forget the name of my latest hyper fixation of the past 2 months where I lock myself in a dark room and get absorbed into a podcast that at first seems like spooky stories, but transpires into something horrific and deep?"

*The phone rings, it's your mother. She's worried about you. You haven't come out of your room in 2 months. Please answer the phone*
by Not Safe For Worms May 7, 2020
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Magnus bane

A powerful warlock from Brooklyn who is the most caring sweet kind helpful understanding selfless nice person you will ever meet on earth... he deserves all the love and happiness in the world. He's also the most beautiful and attractive person ever with his iconic and stylish outfits, makeup looks ,amazing hair styles, nail polish, pretty jewelry (rings, necklaces etc,) and OF COURSE his sassiness, personality, attitude and his MAGIC..
Magnus bane deserves the world but the world doesn't deserve Magnus bane
by malecaddixcted_ April 18, 2018
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magnum dong

A comically large shlong, capable of filling an over sized condom with disturbing ease.
As a pickup line:

<drops magnum condom in front of hot, yet sufficiently easy woman>

"Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."

As demonstrated by Frank Danny DeVito in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
by Rationalize October 10, 2011
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Magnum Opus

The Latin meaning for "Great Work". Usually meaning the greatest, most popular, pinnacle, or most renowned achievement of an artist, artist or composer. Or a "masterpiece"
Songs for the Deaf is Queens of the Stone Age's magnum opus.

The Dark Knight is Christopher Nolan's magnum opus.
by Johnny Tentacles July 28, 2009
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