Lead Pipe 

In the deprived housing estates of the U.K. some Local Councils/Housing Associations are yet to upgrade the old lead water pipes to copper. (Lead Water Pipes = Lead Poisoning = Brain Damage).

Dave looks slightly retarded and struggles to find a job because he is a "Lead Pipe".

Lead Pipe by Clever-Shit February 1, 2017

Lead Pipe 

An act in where a man sticks a piece of lead from a mechanical pencil into his urethra and has sex with a women or grapefruit, whichever comes first.

I was sitting at home and thought my pineapple deserved a lead pipe so I warmed the pineapple in a 350 degree oven for ten minutes and then poured Siracha hot sauce over it to counteract the lead poison stinging with hot sauce stinging.

Lead Pipe by Ectoplasm_Randy December 23, 2017

Lead pipe 

When shit isn't going your way, so u want to bash your skull with a lead pipe

I got raped by master chef, I wanna smash my skull with a lead pipe

Lead pipe by Dabiglog March 14, 2023

Lead pipe 

The sexual act of whacking someone over the head with a lead pipe then proceeding to fuck them

Cherral got the lead pipe

Lead pipe by Lil boy 2046 June 10, 2023

lead pipe massage 

1)savage physical beating

2)verbal beating, scourned, read her/him the "riot act"

1)he/she got the lead pipe massage while he was walking home from work last night.

2)he/she got the lead pipe massage for being late for the meeting.

lead pipe massage by WstLwnG March 3, 2009

lead-pipe cinch 

In American slang this phrase means a dead certainty.

Homer: I have 50 bucks riding on this game.
Marge: Homer, you promised me!
Homer: This isn't gambling Marge. It's lead-pipe cinch.

lead-pipe cinch by Jara Dosek January 2, 2007

Lead pipe deal 

A lead pipe deal is a deal that is so good that there is no way the agreement came around consensually; the person would have never parted with the item that is the subject matter of the transaction without you having used force

"You got that 2017 BMW for $ 5,000 ?" "Yeah, dude--isn't that a great deal?" "Yeah, man--that's a lead pipe deal."

Lead pipe deal by Campbellcamel August 26, 2017