Definitions by WstLwnG

lead pipe massage 

1)savage physical beating

2)verbal beating, scourned, read her/him the "riot act"

1)he/she got the lead pipe massage while he was walking home from work last night.

2)he/she got the lead pipe massage for being late for the meeting.

lead pipe massage by WstLwnG March 3, 2009

nix nuts 

gutless person (most cases with male reference)

Nix Nuts will never back you up. He'll run instead of fight.

nix nuts by WstLwnG March 2, 2009