Lazyria 

the involuntary act of taking a shit when there is work to be done

Example 1:
Wife: Come help me clean the kitchen
Husband: *runs off to the bathroom*
Wife to son: Whats up with your Dad and his Lazyria?

Example 2:
How come some people have lazy pains and other people have lazyria?

Lazyria by thebrownsound1234 November 28, 2009

lazaria 

is a queen, very persistent at what they do, loves everyone. May be scared before you get to know them once you form a real relationship with them that bond can never be broken. Is real in everything that they say. Humorous and loves to help one out. Athletic and strong, will most likely be the next superstar in sports. Guaranteed to win an Espy's award. Is fun to be around. Never lets ones words stop them from pursuing their dreams.

i hung out with Lazaria today because i needed someone to talk to.

lazaria by lasagna_134 March 14, 2017

lazybian 

A hetrosexual female that has watched too many episodes of the L-Word. Unwilling to explore in the outside world her true sexuallity, but comes off as an expert on lesbianism and it's advantages. Everything she knows about being a lesbian, she read in "On Our Backs". Has never been to a gay bar. Could not even think of cutting her nails, hair or carpet. Owns hundreds of dollars of lipstick and make up, but only has spent $4.99 on sex toys. Would KILL her husband if he ever suggested a meneges-a-trois. Trys to make all of the gay men she meets her friend.

She's not Bi or a Lesbian, she's a lazybian.

lazybian by GeeBird January 26, 2007

lajyriana 

Is nice yet shy sometimes insecure You really are an absolutely incredible individual. I have never in my whole life been so lucky and proud to have someone like you. You, and only you, are my best friend. You’re like my sister in a way. I have lost so much in my life, including friends that I thought I would never lose, and now I have you. When I’m with you, it feels like I know I’ll never lose you as a best friend and all my problems and stress just melt away. Happiness is what you bring to everyone.

You are also Inventive
Exciting
Thoughtful
Powerful
Practical
Proactive
Productive
Professional
Meticulous
Quick
Balanced

I am Lajyriana your next president

lajyriana by pretty l February 24, 2018

Lazeria 

THE BADDEST BITCH OF ALL TIME don’t give twice as fucks what yah gotta say about her she is very trust worthy but don’t break her trust or lie to her she sees fake people from 2873 light years away

LAZERIA IS A BAD BITCH

Lazeria by Awesomeloserkid June 28, 2018

lazyriver 

The non productivity-related part of the intertubes that you float along when trying to procrastinate. This includes Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, most forums, and checking your personal email for the twelfth time in the last five minutes.

No I didn't go to the store today, but the lazyriver did give me this cute picture of a kitten.

lazyriver by TildeWill January 26, 2010

Lazarian

Whenever a person is being arrogant or pretencious with their tone and pomposity, while contemplating sadistic and domineering thoughts, that person is being of Lazarian nature.

Random: I feel down… I just hurt a person some minutes ago...
Lazarian subject: *scoff* Really? Is that so? Pity. I would have enjoyed that.

Lazarian by Beaneater3000 February 22, 2019