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lazycapped 

Someone who is usually, however not always morbidly obese but has no recognizable disability, yet insists on driving around town on a motorized scooter designed for real handicapped people.
Stevie: "Wow how sad is that guy on his scooter, all gimped up".
Angus: "Hell no, he ain't handicapped, he's just lazycapped...look at him get up and walk into the burger joint".
lazycapped by Canuck Pitbull February 18, 2009
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A respectable way of saying one is a "lazyass" while insinuating that one is still the best, or an "Ace".
How is it you never went to class and still got an A+!?! You're such a lazyace!
lazyace by Mkdizzle November 8, 2008

lazyvator 

When someone, usually fat, waits around for the elevator to go down only 1 floor, when the stairs are right there. This is called taking the lazyvator. Usually noticed by thinner people who are in a hurry, and has a negative connotation.
Raj: "I am so annoyed- I was trying to get down from the 10th floor all the way to the basement, and we had to stop 6 times cause all these people kept taking the lazyvator!"
Greg: "Were they eating cheetoes?"
Raj: "You bet they were!"
lazyvator by schmuckaneers March 17, 2009

lazydazynuts 

A person who is incredibly enthusiastic and determined but lazy as a motherfucker. Not to be confused with lackadaisical
Dammmmmmmmnb!!!!!!! I want some raviolis but I am straight up lazydazynuts to partake in making them.
lazydazynuts by galacticgator December 13, 2018

lazybian 

A hetrosexual female that has watched too many episodes of the L-Word. Unwilling to explore in the outside world her true sexuallity, but comes off as an expert on lesbianism and it's advantages. Everything she knows about being a lesbian, she read in "On Our Backs". Has never been to a gay bar. Could not even think of cutting her nails, hair or carpet. Owns hundreds of dollars of lipstick and make up, but only has spent $4.99 on sex toys. Would KILL her husband if he ever suggested a meneges-a-trois. Trys to make all of the gay men she meets her friend.
She's not Bi or a Lesbian, she's a lazybian.
lazybian by GeeBird January 26, 2007
A fine loyal woman. She don't take shit from nobody. She still a virgin. She catch feelings fast so don't waste her time
lanyia by QuadearDorn June 22, 2017