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lazybian

A hetrosexual female that has watched too many episodes of the L-Word. Unwilling to explore in the outside world her true sexuallity, but comes off as an expert on lesbianism and it's advantages. Everything she knows about being a lesbian, she read in "On Our Backs". Has never been to a gay bar. Could not even think of cutting her nails, hair or carpet. Owns hundreds of dollars of lipstick and make up, but only has spent $4.99 on sex toys. Would KILL her husband if he ever suggested a meneges-a-trois. Trys to make all of the gay men she meets her friend.
She's not Bi or a Lesbian, she's a lazybian.
by GeeBird January 26, 2007
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Lazbian

A woman who would be a lesbian but is too lazy to commit to actively participate in a lesbian lifestyle.
She would have been a lesbian but she was too lazy...she is a lazbian.
by SargeT25.5 June 28, 2009
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Lazbian

When a girl is too lazy to do their hair and make up and actually try to meet a guy so they just become a lesbian.
Did you hear that they're Lazbians now? They never wanted to go out with us on the weekends and now they just stay home and lick each other.
by Finegirl73 November 23, 2015
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Lazbian

Two girls that were too lazy to do their hair or make up and decide it's too much work to meet a man so they just stay home and become lesbians.
They won't ever go out with us anymore, they just stay home and lick eachother they're a couple of lazbians now.
by Finegirl73 October 17, 2015
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