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Lazy sex 

Sex that is low effort and relatively straight to the point. Often (but not always) takes place first thing in the morning or as a byproduct of cuddling.
We layed in bed all day and ended up having lazy sex
Lazy sex by specksss September 2, 2017
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lazy eye sex 

someone having sex with a lazy eye
lazy eye sex by joe gorigo November 18, 2006

lazysexual 

When a person is straight, but that person is too lazy to go look for a soulmate anywhere, even if a person of the opposite sex is right in front of them or to the side of them every day. (for some people its different)
Connor: Is Justin gay?
Eric: No, he seems to just be lazysexual.
lazysexual by supermariorick November 3, 2009
any sex act that contains a work around that deems it to be lazy in nature
1. The point at which one partner wants sex but pulls the other person on top for Lazysex so as to avoid "doing all the work"

2. When two people decide they want to have sex but are just too tired so they have Lazysex sideways and convince themselves that it's really good.
Lazysex by muh-drees March 13, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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