Sex that is low effort and relatively straight to the point. Often (but not always) takes place first thing in the morning or as a byproduct of cuddling.
We layed in bed all day and ended up having lazy sex
When a person is straight, but that person is too lazy to go look for a soulmate anywhere, even if a person of the opposite sex is right in front of them or to the side of them every day. (for some people its different)
Connor: Is Justin gay?
Eric: No, he seems to just be lazysexual.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand