Lazysex

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any sex act that contains a work around that deems it to be lazy in nature

1. The point at which one partner wants sex but pulls the other person on top for Lazysex so as to avoid "doing all the work"

2. When two people decide they want to have sex but are just too tired so they have Lazysex sideways and convince themselves that it's really good.

Lazysex by muh-drees March 13, 2011

Words you can keep

lazysexual

When a person is straight, but that person is too lazy to go look for a soulmate anywhere, even if a person of the opposite sex is right in front of them or to the side of them every day. (for some people its different)

Connor: Is Justin gay?
Eric: No, he seems to just be lazysexual.

lazysexual by supermariorick November 3, 2009

Related Words

lazysexual • lazy sex • Laysexual • lazy extrovert • Lazy Mexcian • lazy mexican • Lazy Seal • Lazy Senior • Lazy Texting

lazy sex

Having sex in the spooning position. Great for people who want a non-crazy sexual afternoon (or whenever).

On the rainy day, Bill and Joanie had lazy sex.

lazy sex by MargaretJazz February 23, 2009

Lazy sex

Sex that is low effort and relatively straight to the point. Often (but not always) takes place first thing in the morning or as a byproduct of cuddling.

We layed in bed all day and ended up having lazy sex

Lazy sex by specksss September 2, 2017

Laysexual

A person, who is VERY attracted to Talaysjah Clark.

Alex: Wanna fuck?

Robert: No, I'm Laysexual.

Laysexual by Robert Bol May 31, 2022

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

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High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

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yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

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dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

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