Lazy lob

A semi-engorged cock. See: Semi Lob on

I get a lazy lob just thinking about her.

by Min October 1, 2004

Lazy Lob

The condition of a penis before it becomes fully erect. Usually found after a warm shower, during episodes of Baywatch and desired before public displays of nudity (i.e. urination).

In conversation - " I freed my lazy lob and thrapped her around the face".

by Lord Naddington April 23, 2006

lazy lob on

A semi erect penis

I'm sorry I can't stand at the moment I'm sporting a lazy lob on

by Mongymatemax June 9, 2016

Lazy Lobby

People who wait until the last possible moment to start work, don't manage to do it and lobby the teacher for extension dates. They generally lobby their educational institution for extensions and cancelations instead of actually getting to work.

John: I hope the Lazy Lobby manages to cancel the Math test next week.
George: I knew it! You support the Lazy Lobby in their mischief!
Steve: The Lazy Lobby has no shame.

by Clanky typewriter May 23, 2021

LazyLobster

A remarkably handsome and charismatic gentleman hailing from England, known for his striking good looks and charming personality. Despite his undeniable appeal, LazyLobster is the epitome of leisure, preferring to lounge around and indulge in his favorite video games rather than engage in the hustle and bustle of everyday life. His kindness shines through in all his interactions, making him not just a pretty face, but a genuinely good dude. The name "LazyLobster" has no actual connection to crustaceans; it’s simply a playful moniker for a man who embodies the art of relaxation and gaming prowess while making the world a bit brighter with his charm.

Hey LazyLobster! Would you like to join me on MarvelRivals?

by SteamSales January 4, 2025