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Lazy Lob
The condition of a penis before it becomes fully erect. Usually found after a warm shower, during episodes of Baywatch and desired before public displays of nudity (i.e. urination).
Lazy Lob by Lord Naddington April 23, 2006
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Lazy lob • lazy lob on • Lazy Lobby • LazyLobster • lazy • Lazy Susan • lazy-ass • lazy-boy • lazy bum • Lazy eye
Lazy Lobby
People who wait until the last possible moment to start work, don't manage to do it and lobby the teacher for extension dates. They generally lobby their educational institution for extensions and cancelations instead of actually getting to work.
John: I hope the Lazy Lobby manages to cancel the Math test next week.
George: I knew it! You support the Lazy Lobby in their mischief!
Steve: The Lazy Lobby has no shame.
George: I knew it! You support the Lazy Lobby in their mischief!
Steve: The Lazy Lobby has no shame.
Lazy Lobby by Clanky typewriter May 23, 2021
LazyLobster
A remarkably handsome and charismatic gentleman hailing from England, known for his striking good looks and charming personality. Despite his undeniable appeal, LazyLobster is the epitome of leisure, preferring to lounge around and indulge in his favorite video games rather than engage in the hustle and bustle of everyday life. His kindness shines through in all his interactions, making him not just a pretty face, but a genuinely good dude. The name "LazyLobster" has no actual connection to crustaceans; it’s simply a playful moniker for a man who embodies the art of relaxation and gaming prowess while making the world a bit brighter with his charm.
LazyLobster by SteamSales January 4, 2025
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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