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Swag gamer that wins in every game, also really funny.
damn that guy Lazuras is a pro gamer
Lazuras by Lazuras_X June 18, 2021
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Aka Big Booty Judy!! She is a loving and friendly person, she wants like 12 kids, just can't get enough of them. She loves giraffe print but hates the actual animal. She loves to eat her momma's home cooking and would drive across the country for it. She is a decent volleyball player but mainly plays just to show off her butt in those spandex. She loves the big busty boys especially if their names start with a J. She is always flirty and wants everyone to like her.
Who doesn't wanna be lauras?
Lauras by Alex Brood March 7, 2013
"It's not lazurus you cretin!"
lazurus by poopower January 24, 2008

Laurasita 

Laurasita is that kind of girl everybody likes.

She's beautiful inside and out and she's a go getter.

Laurasita is the type of person to say fuck it and do it, she loves living on the edge and creating adventurous memories.

She is someone you definitely don't want to lose.

Laurasita is an hilarious girl and has outstanding drinking skills and a personality of a comedian.

She doesn't care whether people like her or love her, she just is herself and no one can change that.

You can literally go in for pages about Laurasita because there is so much to say about her.

So to sum it up: the "S" in Laurasita stands for smartness.
Chad: Bro your new girl is so awesome.

Zac: I know, she's a Laurasita.
Laurasita by mxfrk June 26, 2020
Lazura is an annoying little boy who thinks hes good a shit but in real life he should just kys.
"OMG LAZURA IS SO ANNOYING"
Lazura by HAILYY April 8, 2022

Lazurus Joint 

A joint that one has to relight often.
"Hey, where's the lighter? I need to resurrect this Lazurus joint."
Lazurus Joint by Missapee April 1, 2015

laurasplaining

The female equal to a guy in a fedora mansplaining things to women in a similar fashion to Laura Ingraham.
"Hey, what cheesed your mom off? She's Laurasplaining all over facebook about civil rights and cultural appropriation."
laurasplaining by Xombii April 16, 2018
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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