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Long Term Laziness
Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”
Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!
Long Term Laziness by weiny0402 January 18, 2019
Lazingzong
Lazingzong by bingsprawsby November 25, 2022
e-lationship
noun, An online relationship (hence the name). It's where two people try to go out only with AIM and e-mail. Either terribly romantic or terribly pathetic.
e-lationship by Pepsi X-treme July 3, 2005
Lazina
A very nice kind girl. They're very good at studies and they like to brag about their achievements. Lazina's have a very good sense of humour. They are very friendly and fun-loving. Lazina's forgive people very easily. They have a lot of friends. People usually misunderstand them. But later on gets to know her goodness. Lazina's are very nice and kind.
perpetual laziness
a rare disease which makes completing even simple tasks difficult, often prevalent within students, teenagers, and adults in the workplace. Can be genetically inherited. Chances of contracting perpetual laziness is much higher when large amounts of homework is assigned, due dates for projects are listed, or any amount of work involving physical or mental labor is involved.
Mr. Teacher: "Did you finish your book report like I told you?"
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."
perpetual laziness by BirdWiththeWord November 25, 2011
Frie-lationship
Hey Zach, did you smash Payton?
Nah ese, we're just friends. I don't want to ruin our frie-lationship.
Nah ese, we're just friends. I don't want to ruin our frie-lationship.
Frie-lationship by SELEPACK January 22, 2017
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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