Lazion 

Lazion....lazion is a annoying person
Who is also intellegent but does like to fight
People ussally pronounces the name Lazion wrong.

is that lasanya...no that is Lazion

Lazion by Bigtorii June 14, 2023

Long Term Laziness 

Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”

Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!

Long Term Laziness by weiny0402 January 18, 2019

Lazingzong 

Another word for lasagna, seeing increased use by those from Long Island

Travis: "Yo Mikey, whatchu cookin' tonight?"
Mikey: "Gotta lazingzong in the oven boi"

Lazingzong by bingsprawsby November 25, 2022

e-lationship 

noun, An online relationship (hence the name). It's where two people try to go out only with AIM and e-mail. Either terribly romantic or terribly pathetic.

Girl: Do you want to go out sometime?

Guy: no, sorry, i'm in an e-lationship

e-lationship by Pepsi X-treme July 3, 2005

Lazina 

A very nice kind girl. They're very good at studies and they like to brag about their achievements. Lazina's have a very good sense of humour. They are very friendly and fun-loving. Lazina's forgive people very easily. They have a lot of friends. People usually misunderstand them. But later on gets to know her goodness. Lazina's are very nice and kind.

You're such a Lazina.

Lazina by kewlgarl June 19, 2013

perpetual laziness 

a rare disease which makes completing even simple tasks difficult, often prevalent within students, teenagers, and adults in the workplace. Can be genetically inherited. Chances of contracting perpetual laziness is much higher when large amounts of homework is assigned, due dates for projects are listed, or any amount of work involving physical or mental labor is involved.

Mr. Teacher: "Did you finish your book report like I told you?"
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."

perpetual laziness by BirdWiththeWord November 25, 2011

Frie-lationship 

When you do all the things a couple in a relationship do, minus sex.

Hey Zach, did you smash Payton?

Nah ese, we're just friends. I don't want to ruin our frie-lationship.

Frie-lationship by SELEPACK January 22, 2017