Lazer daddy

Lazer daddies are kinky dad's who get shot out of your toes, they generally have lazers for dicks which come in a range of lengths, intensity and colour. They are always hot, and never straight.

Dude one: "hey dude my feet feel sore"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"

by LeakyLamp January 27, 2022

seven layer daddy

A hot as fuck guy who is also a seven course meal

Damn that boy a seven layer daddy

by Dabdab January 2, 2018