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Lawnwhore

A woman who you see everyday outside on her front lawn sunbathing in a bikini that you really need a liceanse to wear in public.
Oh my god, that lawnwhore needs to lose some serious weight or I'm gonna seriously build a wall between her and my window!
by KittyKat212 May 5, 2006
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Lawnwhore

a whore who runs around on your lawn yelling "FUCK ME!"
You better watch out there is a new lawnwhore in town and she has every disease you can think of.
by Brittany and Heather November 28, 2004
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Ladywhore

Ladywhore: 1. A female, usually from a mid to high income background, who has sexual relations with a man in very short order (first or second "date") and thinks she is not a whore. 2. A woman who thinks that just because her sexual partner is a doctor, or a lawyer it is acceptable to have sex on the first or second date.
Dude1: that chick is a ladywhore!
Dude2: why?
Dude1: because she went out with that neurosurgeon and screwed him in like two days. She said he treated her nice.
Dude2 no shit.. it’s because he got into her pants is short order, she is such a ladywhore.
by Sad Reality man June 20, 2009
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lagwhore

an extreme lagger who exploits their own lag to their advantage.
"pika Unforgiven is the greatest Graal Lagwhore of all time"

"if it werent for that lagwhore's jumpiness when pking i would own her"
by pikaj00 February 3, 2004
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Landhore

Similar to the term "landlord" but is someone who owns a riduculas amount of property and rents it out at stupidly high prices.
Person 1: Hey there I just moved here from Washington, Im living in a flat over their.

Person 2: Wow dude rally, that guys such a Landhore.
by The ninja assasin July 7, 2010
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lawnmore

The new Pee Pee Truck. See pee pee truck for more information.
OMFG, I was lawnmorering today and I ran over a dog!!! OMFG!!!
by Ross - Yahoo April 25, 2008
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Lawn Whore

A married female that is so terribly unhappy with her home life so she spends a fucking crazy amount of time in the garden fingering herself through a hole in her pocket.
"Look at out there at you Lawn Whore of a mum. I'll shove her."
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