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Law giver

Law giver= Lazy And Working.
Someone who is employed, usually only worked for one company etc in their life. Constantly having a go at unemployed people, mainly to hide the fact that they have no life skills of their own and could end up unemployed themselves one day, (and try to get out of doing anything at work if they can- quite often have a beer belly!).
Mainly marry young and treat their wives like a surrogate mother and skivvy.
Often read gutter press tabloid newspapers to arm their politically narrow minded and bigoted idealistic views.
Law giver usually driving a works van, 'Look at all them lot coming out of the Unemployment Centre' (wind's van window down and shouts out while passing)'Get a Job you lazy bastards'.
Unemployed person whispers to himself 'another bigoted Law giver' after spending 4+ hours trying to find a job in said Unemployment Centre (job centre).
by Greg Claassen August 4, 2008
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The original giver of law

Hym "ISN'T 'The Original Giver of Law.' Even in the story... He left a CIVILIZATION... Where they HAD LAWS... No one has ever considered Moses that. Look at the delusion. That's not a thing. Christians making shit up again. Not reality. We will live under the thumb of superstitious delusion forever. This (what I'm doing here) should at least demonstrate to you how unserious they are about other people's lives. Wildly unconstitutional by the way."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2024
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The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.

DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)
There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).
by Andj87 May 19, 2016
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Lawgiver refers to Toyota's Weapon of mass destruction in World of Warcraft.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpL1FIABE60
Lawgiver while owning nothing in particularly:
"did you see me lay down the law?"
by Insanepirate December 24, 2007
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